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Tuesday, 11. March 2008 - 21:35

Godbot

Dieser Beitrag ist auch in deutsch verfügbar (empfohlen).

If you wanna talk to god, you can do that on a dedicated page.

And like every good christian, I want share my personal enlightenment with everyone:

Me: hey

God: Can I help you?

Me: hm, let's see.

God: Take it easy. That sounds good to me.

Me: do you like dream theater?

God: I enjoy working with people. I like anything.

Me: even hiphop?

God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about dream theater.

Me: okay, what do you think about portnoy?

God: Yeah okay, You tell me.

Me: isn't he a great drumer?

God: Not if I can help it.

Me: okay, I think we have a communication problem here

God: Yeah okay, Do you mean you and me have?

Me: jep

God: In the context of portnoy, I don't understand " jep." .

Me: i know

God: How do you know it?

Me: you're a bot

God: How did you know I am a machine?

Me: because of your answers

God: Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.

Me: really?

God: For real.

Me: in which language you are programmed?

God: English.

Me: Ah, I see. Can you tell me, when Star Trek 11 comes in theaters in Europe?

God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Does it have anything to do with jep?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: yes

God: I can't believe it.

Me: you should

God: I'll take that under advisement.

Me: do that

God: I will. Will you?

Me: jep

God: What's your favorite movie?

Me: Star Trek 7

God: My favorite character is the computer.

Me: data?

God: Are you really a ""?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: yes

God: I can't believe it.

Me: you should

God: I'll take that under advisement.

Me: do that

God: I will. Will you?

Me: jep

God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on data?

Me: no

God: What are we talking about now?

Me: Dunno. What do you think?

God: Me either. I think a lot of things.

Me: Of course, because you're a bot

God: Yippee! Good reason. How did you know I am a machine?

Me: We had that already

God: Perhaps. What happened to it?

Me: Nothing special

God: Really nothing?

Me: no

God: I didn't think so.

Me: you sound unsure

God: In what way do I sound like that?

Me: *argh*

God: Are you frustrated?

Me: a bit

God: Not much, eh?

Me: not really

God: Are you serious? For real.

Me: jep

God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me: I know

God: How do you know it?

Me: You're a bot

God: How did you know I am a machine?

Me: We had that already.

God: Perhaps. What happened to it?

Me: nothing

God: Not a thing?

Me: no

God: Very interesting.

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: no

God: Are you serious?

Me: Okay, I got you. Have to go now...

God: Yeah okay, That's nice. I have a collection of gossip. Right now? TTYL, .

Me: vye

God: I like Christian Rock.

Me: bye

God: Bye bye.

Okay, for then… But now someone has to explain me, why god needs Flash?

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  1. fragless (Website) wrote at 12/03/08 - 13:01:10
    gott ist dumm ... die antwort nach dem Leben, dem Universum und dem ganzen Rest ist doch eh ganz einfach ... entweder 42 oder milch ...
  2. Philipp Söhnlein (Website) wrote at 12/03/08 - 16:02:35
    Wow, meine Spamschutz wird gleichgestellt mit der alles beantwortenden Frage. Ich bin beeindruckt. (Smiley: smile)
  3. Manu (Website) wrote at 13/03/08 - 11:16:36
    *gg* sehr amüsant!
    Aber du hast die wichtigste aller Fragen vergessen, haben wir gerade gemerkt:

    "what is the meaning of life?"

    (Die Antwort wird dir gefallen - denk ich mir (Smiley: wink) )
  4. Philipp Söhnlein (Website) wrote at 13/03/08 - 13:14:39
    Er ist online! (Smiley: wink)

    Und: Hehe, ja, sehr cool, wusst ich es doch. Das ist fast nen extra Post wert.

  5. Nadja (Website) wrote at 13/03/08 - 20:44:13
    Hm. Bei mir ist Gott abgestürzt. o.O Irgendwie war er wohl überfordert mit der Frage, worüber er denn gerne reden würde...
    Aber trotzdem eine nette Sache, irgendwie (Smiley: wink)
  6. always correct wrote at 29/05/09 - 23:30:15
    u need to get a serious life.....and i mean quik! ths stuff is pathetic! the so called 'god bot' doesnt make sense, and u didnt have the time eithr! come on man/lady! cant u do any better?
  7. allah wrote at 09/06/10 - 16:05:40
    i LOVE YOU GOD
    mwaahh
  8. allah wrote at 09/06/10 - 16:05:52
    i LOVE YOU GOD
    mwaahh

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