Godbot
If you wanna talk to god, you can do that on a dedicated page.
And like every good christian, I want share my personal enlightenment with everyone:
Me: hey
God: Can I help you?
Me: hm, let's see.
God: Take it easy. That sounds good to me.
Me: do you like dream theater?
God: I enjoy working with people. I like anything.
Me: even hiphop?
God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about dream theater.
Me: okay, what do you think about portnoy?
God: Yeah okay, You tell me.
Me: isn't he a great drumer?
God: Not if I can help it.
Me: okay, I think we have a communication problem here
God: Yeah okay, Do you mean you and me have?
Me: jep
God: In the context of portnoy, I don't understand " jep." .
Me: i know
God: How do you know it?
Me: you're a bot
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: because of your answers
God: Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: in which language you are programmed?
God: English.
Me: Ah, I see. Can you tell me, when Star Trek 11 comes in theaters in Europe?
God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Does it have anything to do with jep?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: you should
God: I'll take that under advisement.
Me: do that
God: I will. Will you?
Me: jep
God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: Star Trek 7
God: My favorite character is the computer.
Me: data?
God: Are you really a ""?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: you should
God: I'll take that under advisement.
Me: do that
God: I will. Will you?
Me: jep
God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on data?
Me: no
God: What are we talking about now?
Me: Dunno. What do you think?
God: Me either. I think a lot of things.
Me: Of course, because you're a bot
God: Yippee! Good reason. How did you know I am a machine?
Me: We had that already
God: Perhaps. What happened to it?
Me: Nothing special
God: Really nothing?
Me: no
God: I didn't think so.
Me: you sound unsure
God: In what way do I sound like that?
Me: *argh*
God: Are you frustrated?
Me: a bit
God: Not much, eh?
Me: not really
God: Are you serious? For real.
Me: jep
God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me: I know
God: How do you know it?
Me: You're a bot
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: We had that already.
God: Perhaps. What happened to it?
Me: nothing
God: Not a thing?
Me: no
God: Very interesting.
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: Okay, I got you. Have to go now...
God: Yeah okay, That's nice. I have a collection of gossip. Right now? TTYL, .
Me: vye
God: I like Christian Rock.
Me: bye
God: Bye bye.
Okay, for then… But now someone has to explain me, why god needs Flash?
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Embassies
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gott ist dumm ... die antwort nach dem Leben, dem Universum und dem ganzen Rest ist doch eh ganz einfach ... entweder 42 oder milch ...
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Wow, meine Spamschutz wird gleichgestellt mit der alles beantwortenden Frage. Ich bin beeindruckt.
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*gg* sehr amüsant!
Aber du hast die wichtigste aller Fragen vergessen, haben wir gerade gemerkt:
"what is the meaning of life?"
(Die Antwort wird dir gefallen - denk ich mir
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Er ist online!
Und: Hehe, ja, sehr cool, wusst ich es doch. Das ist fast nen extra Post wert. -
Hm. Bei mir ist Gott abgestürzt. o.O Irgendwie war er wohl überfordert mit der Frage, worüber er denn gerne reden würde...
Aber trotzdem eine nette Sache, irgendwie -
u need to get a serious life.....and i mean quik! ths stuff is pathetic! the so called 'god bot' doesnt make sense, and u didnt have the time eithr! come on man/lady! cant u do any better?
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i LOVE YOU GOD
mwaahh -
i LOVE YOU GOD
mwaahh
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