Massive Nerd Mode
<?php
$status=50;
$now=mktime(21,13,42,8,23,2006);
$scene->set_time($now);
$human->set_name="Me";
if($human->get_classification()==="geek")
{
do
{
$progress=programm_website();
if($progress===false)
{
$human->sleep(21600);
continue;
}
}while($status<=100);
}
else
{
$human->do_something_relaxing();
}
function programm_website()
{
global $human;
global $status;
while($status<100)
{
$human->programm_website();
if($human->get_status()==="hungry")
{
$human->change_mode("massive_nerd");
$human->eat("pizza");
continue;
}
elseif($human->get_status()==="tired")
{
$status+=0.005;
continue;
}
elseif($human->get_status()==="really_tired")
{
return false;
}
$status+=0.01;
}
return true;
}
?>
Damn, grease Spots on my keyboard again. Fucking Pizza...
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